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Breto - Not a Dog, Just a Human - T-Shirt
  • Breto - Not a Dog, Just a Human - T-Shirt
  • Breto - Not a Dog, Just a Human - T-Shirt
  • Breto - Not a Dog, Just a Human - T-Shirt
Breto - Not a Dog, Just a Human - T-Shirt

Breto - Not a Dog, Just a Human - T-Shirt

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Breto - Not a Dog, Just a Human - T-Shirt

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Breto

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Carrer de Badajoz 65
Local 2
08005 Barcelona
Barcelona
Spain

684746095‬

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Product details

Meet the Breto "Not a Dog, Just a Human" T-Shirt — a heavyweight organic cotton essential for the Humans who wear their dog obsession with pride.

🐾 Heavyweight Feel: 270g/m² two-ply twisted yarn for a structured, premium drape.

🌱 Organic Cotton: Ring compact spun, long staple — softer, stronger, built to last.

✂️ Classic Fit: Unisex silhouette with a slightly dropped shoulder for a relaxed, effortless wear.

♻️ Pre-Shrunk: 0–3% shrinkage so the fit stays true wash after wash.

 

Colour: Ecru  |  Designed in: Barcelona  |  Made in: Portugal
Key Features ✨

• 100% organic ring compact spun, long staple cotton

• 270g/m² heavyweight 2-ply twisted jersey

• Unisex classic fit with dropped shoulder

• 2cm neck rib with neck tape, 1x1 rib, 1 cable

• 2.5cm sleeve and bottom hem, double-needle cover stitch 5mm

• Designed in Barcelona
Who is it for 🐶
✔ Humans who want a heavyweight tee that outlasts fast fashion basics ✔ Humans who care about organic and traceable production ✔ Humans who prefer a relaxed, unisex fit that works across body types ✔ Humans who need no further explanation for the slogan
Why is it here 🦴

Most graphic tees are an afterthought — thin, shapeless, done in three washes. This one is built differently. The 270g/m² two-ply twisted yarn puts it in a different weight class entirely: the kind of fabric that holds its shape, drapes with intention, and actually gets better with wear. Ring compact spun long staple cotton isn't just a spec — it means fewer loose fibres, a tighter weave, and a surface that stays clean and pill-free over time.

It's made in Portugal — spun, knit, dyed — in a single production chain that keeps quality tight and traceability real. The kind of thing that's worth owning once instead of replacing every season.

Oh, and it says what every human in here is already thinking.
Size Guide 📏

XS: Chest 48 cm  |  Length 64 cm  |  Sleeve 19 cm  |  Across shoulders 44,5 cm

S: Chest 50 cm  |  Length 66 cm  |  Sleeve 20 cm  |  Across shoulders 46 cm

M: Chest 52,5 cm  |  Length 69 cm  |  Sleeve 21 cm  |  Across shoulders 47,5 cm

L: Chest 55 cm  |  Length 72 cm  |  Sleeve 22 cm  |  Across shoulders 49 cm

XL: Chest 59 cm  |  Length 74,5 cm  |  Sleeve 22,5 cm  |  Across shoulders 51 cm

XXL: Chest 63 cm  |  Length 74,5 cm  |  Sleeve 23 cm  |  Across shoulders 53 cm

All measurements are garment measurements in cm. For a relaxed fit, choose your regular size. For an oversized look, go one size up.

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